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Breaking news: Newton’s 5th law (Exam Law)
performance of boys in the exam decreases
when the no of girls in the exam hall increases
Principle to Students:
U people must sleep atleast 7 hrs a day..
Student: Impossible Sir!!!
School is only for 6 hr
The Funniest Situation in Student Life:

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When u have No idea what to Write
in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says..
*Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet*
3 College Rules:
1) Be quiet in class bcoz other are sleeping.
2) Dont forget to carry ur book bcoz it work as pillow.
3) Keep the college clean... So always be Absent.
University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya.
1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile,
She has a Problem for every Solution
Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho...?

Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad krna itna asaan hota to..
hum apni class me top na kar lete..!!
Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: soooo sweet
Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Ghar kab Bhejun?
Miss: wo kyun?
Bacha: Ta k wo Humari Baat Karain
Miss: kya Bakwas hai?
Bacha: Tution parhney k eliye..
Miss Aap bhi na cable dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain
Khubsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti
bcoz wo janti hai ke duniya ke kisi kone mein koi
gadha unke liye engineer ya doctor banraha hoga.
Question Paper of a 5th Class boy:
Write an essay about your best friend in 200 words. Given time half an hour.
Boy finished the paper in first minute itself..
He just wrote one sentence but he got full marks..
That sentence was
“Any combination of 26 alphabets will never express my friend”
Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College..
1st sem: Meri to pehle se hai
2nd sem: Chalo try karenge
3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai
4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai
5th sem: Bhai kisise intro to kara
6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi
7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna
And Finally
With Full Attitude
8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi par aaj tak kisiko
bhaav nahi diya
Teacher: John, why are you so late ?
John: I was throwing stones into the river.
Teacher: Okaay, well take your seat.

Teacher: Bob, why are you also late ?
Bob: i was also throwing stones into the river.
Teacher: gr, well, sit down.

New Boy walks in
Teacher: oh so you’re our new student. whats your name? and why are you all wet?
New boy: My name is Stones.
Teacher: oh!
Teacher: If You Have 10 Rs & You Ask For 10 Rs from Your Dad ..
How Much In Total You Have??

Student: Rs 10

Teacher: You idiot You Fool
You Don’t Know Maths
Student: I Know Maths Mam But You Don’t Know My Dad
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!
Backbenchers Rockz
Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books

Teacher: (Hun ik aukha question)!
61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

Student: LIBRARY :D
Teacher Gave Him Punishment
To Write 5000 Times
“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class..”
And Submit It Tomorrow...

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include
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{
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )
Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”); Getch( ); }

Be A Programmer.. Think Differently
29% students sitting in class
wonder who would die if the fan
falls down

and remaining 71% students
wonder if terrorist attacks how
would I save the clas
Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha..
Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Santa: Nahi pakk gaya..!!
isliye gir gaya
Best From School Times:

If u Have Ever Used One WHOLE Eraser..
Without Losing It..

Seriously..
I Salute You!!
Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha.
Santa: NEIL AMSTRONG.
Teacher: Aur doosra...
Santa: Bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga.
Langda thodi tha woh.
Life taught me lot of Lessons..
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But I bunked those Classes too. :D
Behind Every FAIL Student There is A HOT Girlfriend
And
What About TOPPERS?
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A HOT Madam Jis ki Wajah Se
Kaminey Sari Classes Attend Karte Hain
LIFE Mein kitne Change Aate hai,
Classroom to Office
Jeans to Formal
Pocket Money to Salary
BoyFriend/Girlfriend to husband/wife

Lekin Dost??

Dost humesha Dost hi rehte hain
Full from of- S.C.H.O.O.L.
-Six Crappy Hours Of Our Life

Full form of: C.L.A.S.S.
-Come Late And Start Sleeping.
7 great qualities of students:
1- CONSISTENCY: Once a zero, always a zero.
2- VOICE MODULATION: Attendance in5 different voices.
3- PRESENTATION SKILL: Presenting 1answer in 5 different ways for 5 different Questions.
4- ART: Designing Classroom Tables.
5- STAMINA: Tolerate teachers for 90 mint lectures.
6- PERIPHERAL VISION: Checking out a girl and guy sitting behind.
7- HUMANITY: Giving others chance 2 Top.
Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?

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Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye
Hum kabhi padh na sake..
Kyun ki..?
PADHAI sirf do wajah se hoti hai..
1. Shokh se..
2. Darr se..
Faltu shokh hum paalte nahi..
aur darte to kisi ke baap se nahi..!! (”,)
Teacher: Bachchon.. kasam lo ki daru, cigrate or ladki se dur rahoge
Aur desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.
Boys: De denge Jaan!
Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya.
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay they,
SCHOOL LIFE ~

Most Irritating Moment
Morning Alarm

Most Difficult Task
To Find Socks

Most Dreadful Journey
Way To Class

Most Lovely Time
Meeting Friends

Most Tragic Moment
Surprise Test in 1st Period

Most Wonderful News
Teacher is Absen
A Moment Which Almost Came in Everyone’s School Life..

When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say:
Who? Me?
Sir: Angrezo Ne CHAND par PANI
aur BARAF ki Khoj kar li hai.
Batao isse tumne kya sikha
Santa: Bas humein ab sirf DAARU
aur NAMKEEN Leke Jana hai..